What powers theonion.biz?
Last seen Jun 2026 · 20 technologies across 13 categories
Analytics
Google Analytics
since Jan 2019
CDN
Cloudinary
since May 2025
Unpkg
since May 2025
Comment systems
Ecommerce
Cart Functionality
since Nov 2021
Font scripts
Hosting
GoDaddy
since Aug 2022
JavaScript libraries
LazySizes
since May 2025
OWL Carousel
since May 2025
Maps
Miscellaneous
Open Graph
since Sep 2022
PWA
since May 2025
Page builders
SpotHopper
since May 2025
Recruitment & staffing
Paylocity
since Aug 2025
UI frameworks
Webmail
Apple iCloud Mail
since Jan 2025
Microsoft 365
since Mar 2026
Audience
- 83% phone
- 17% desktop
United States
Countries where the site has Chrome traffic, strongest markets first.
Open Page Rank
1.57 / 10 · ranked #5,895,337 of all domains
17 referring domains · OpenPageRank
Core Web Vitals
| LCP | 1.3 s |
| INP | 100 ms |
| CLS | 0 |
| TTFB | 500 ms |
Real user p75, Chrome UX Report, Jun 2026.
Page
- Language: English
- Weight: 17.6 MB · 95 requests
- Structured data: OpenGraph, Twitter Cards
Homepage as crawled by the HTTP Archive, Jul 2026.
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Recent changes
- detected Microsoft 365 Mar 2026
- detected Paylocity Aug 2025
- dropped Vue.js Aug 2025